The Perfect Woman

The best gift for the birthday boy, newly divorced, bachelor, etc. - the perfect woman (just add beverage)! Also great for showing gay pride.

  1. *Keeps beer cold and hands warm and dry

  2. *Gives head

  3. *Your friends and family like her

  4. *Happy to hang out and watch sports

  5. *Never jealous

Photos above illustrate samples of items made.  Items may be made upon order (limited supplies in stock).  Orders generally shipped within a week of payment

Generally made of acrylic, machine washable and dryable

Beverage not included!

$25.00 - Buy now


The Perfect Woman bottle cozy